“Why would it upset you?”

“Why would it upset you?”

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Dirty Fanfiction Drinking Game

atramedes:

Drink when

  • the author clearly has no idea how sex works
  • no refractory period
  • unclear/impossible positions
  • “weeping cock”
  • “neglected cock/erection”
  • half-assed plot
  • improper/unsafe bondage practices
  • 12+ inch dick
  • self-lubricating anuses
  • no lube for anal sex
  • no stretching before anal sex
  • unreasonably deep vaginas
  • crash and burn attempt to write a kink

How about: 

  • Drink every time an entitled, holier-than-thou consumer of FREE media makes cruel, overly-critical tumblr posts to make themselves feel superior to people brave enough to share their FREE work with the internet.

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lyhaonguyen:

"I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition"

lyhaonguyen:

"I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition"

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For Magz

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My best friend over at mysterious-cat is getting MARRIED this week.  I’ve known her for 13 years and I just can’t believe this is happening.  There’s no one in the world I’d rather be a maid of honor for.  Wish me luck for the big speech….it’s a doozy…

My best friend over at mysterious-cat is getting MARRIED this week.  I’ve known her for 13 years and I just can’t believe this is happening.  There’s no one in the world I’d rather be a maid of honor for.  Wish me luck for the big speech….it’s a doozy…

As painful as it is, our goodbye was left unsaid.
— 10 word story

(Source: boofreecas)