I have decided to make this rec list as a bribe for any of-age American citizens to GO VOTE today. Want some Cherik? Great. Cherik wants you to vote. They told me so. (Not that I wouldn’t have made this rec list anyway…you can have any list you want from me, embersofimagination, but if it adds a little extra incentive then why not?) Ehem. Here we go…
City by the Sea: A WIP, but also one of my favorite fics of all time ever. It gives me so many chest-tingling feels. It’s also very creative and innocent little virgin!Charles slays me. And there’s some sickfic thrown in. What’s not to love?
Everyday Love in Stockholm: I just have this inherent fascination with Stockholm Syndrome. Erik keeps Charles locked in a room in his palace (but only because he has to…the reasoning is well justified). Angsty with lots of love and an interesting political backdrop.
Fools Rush In: Typical coffee shop AU. And it’s wonderful. Erik is ornery and Charles is funny. The smut is deliciously written. Highly rec.
Time to Grow: Slight AU in which Erik and Charles continue to meet after the incident on the beach (Charles is not paraplegic). Feels really canon. Ah, man, this fandom has such good fics (though lots of mpreg…which I don’t favor…I mean, really, so much mpreg…wonder why…).
Paper Monsters: A nice tale of mistaken identity in which Erik is secretly Charles’ favorite author and they form a relationship. I was a smidge bit let down by the climax, but not enough to think the fic itself came up short. A great read.
Of kittens and tea cups and love: Fluffy fluff Mcfluffity fluff. Cats are wonderful creatures. Some pining. A lovely moment of confession.
Growing Pains: Student!Charles and Teacher!Erik in one of those great Alpha/Beta/Omega fics that have an excellent plot with a sweet center. A must read, but also a WIP and dear God, I wish it would update.
Let Hope Burn in your Eyes: Erik is a fugitive and he takes teen!Charles captive as ransom. I don’t know why I love captive!Charles so much or why he’s so cute. I’m not sure what this says about me. I will say that this is a WIP that might never be updated, which hurts me on so many levels. Worth reading though. Definitely.
A Taste: Slightly dubcon with an arrogant, wealthy Charles and waiter!Erik. Bathroom sex. Manipulation. Tony Stark hanging out in the background. Yes.
A Practice in Futility: Only one chapter of a long-time WIP but it’s a long chapter and I wasn’t left wanting. I do so adore soul bonding fics, especially when a light touch of Alpha/Beta/Omega is involved.
Alright, I’m a bit drained for the moment but I think that should at least give you some reading material. Now, remember, the mutants want you to go vote, so do it! Then you can come back and read all the porn.
As a humble gift to those of you who have been so supportive of my writing the last few days, I present a Johnlock one-shot smut rec list:
Come As You Are: Sherlock is perplexed after a sex-addict case. Turns out he’s never had an orgasm before. John steps up to the challenge.
Shiver: BDSM, riding crop, Sherlock thinking very deeply about the state he can reduce John to.
Vox: Straight-up voice porn. Gotta love that baritone.
Dirt·y -adjective (dirtier, dirtiest): Who knew clean, sweet John Watson would be a raging dirty-talker in bed? Virgin!Sherlock is stunned (in the best possible way).
Marked: All kinds of very consensual marking/branding. John is possessive. Much to his surprise, Sherlock wants to be possessed.
Three: Little bit of bloodplay/oral sex. Rather emotionally intense, actually.
Amped: Sherlock and John do some drugs. Hazy, trippin-balls sexy time ensues.
Answer the Time of Request: Little more plot to this one. Apparently, during a one-off moment of lust, John took Sherlock’s virginity without realizing it. Months later, Mycroft’s like, woah, hold up John, you totes deflowered my bro and then John’s like ‘psh, ain’t no way he was a virgin’ but he so was so then conversations happen and more porny times. John’s kind of a sex God.
Mightier Than: Ultimate deep-throating fic.
Below the Belt: Sherlock is being obnoxious because he needs a distraction. John binds him to a chair. John is awesomely bamfy and topping and teasing.
The Red Right Hand: Dark!Sherlock is manipulative and poor straight!John doesn’t stand a chance.
The One Where Sherlock Comes in his Pants: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else’s.
Full: Virgin!Sherlock and Experienced!John. John may or may not be hung like a walrus.
Sex Pollen: Dubcon in which John really should have been more cautious about the crap Sherlock leaves in the kitchen.
Free Parking: Witty banter over a Monopoly game leads to sexy times.
I think that should keep some of you occupied for a bit of your penis/fanfiction Friday. Again, thank you so much to all of you who offered your support and kindness. A few smutty ficrecs hardly make up for how much you have helped me, especially when I know I’ll remember your words for years to come. Thank you thank you thank you. Now, happy porning!
Under Control by rotaryphones: Mother of Mycroft, Holy Molly, Jam and crackers. This is a FANTASTIC fic. Automatically one of my all time faves…and that is really saying something because I’ve read a fuck ton of Johnlock, lemme tell you what. John has a hypnotism kink, Sherlock starts to hypnotize him. Just…wow.
i just … really want some good johnlock smut T^T has anyone read anything good recently?
Oh, fuck it, I’ll just give you another list:
Reproduction: Bold enough to blend Alpha/Beta/Omega WITH Vamp!lock. Not the most impeccably written bit of fanfic you’ll read but the concept is so messed up hot that it doesn’t matter.
Affection Paid, Affection Played: I just adore bendingsignpost. Established relationship. Minor role-play. Sherlock gets distracted during sex. They figure out a way to hold his attention.
Take Me Through the Night: Straight to the fucking point porn. I enjoyed the dialogue.
Evidence of Human Life: Bizarre in a really unexpected way. Sherlock and John are stranded on a deserted island. Sherlock starts to lose his mind from boredom. Sex is the only thing that helps.
A Taste of Murder: Just an absolutely absurd amount of oral sex (both M/M and M/F).
Sex Pollen: Sherlock drugs John and himself with a super-powerful aphrodisiac.

There. I’m done. Get this damn thing away from me before I expose myself as the fic addict that I am.
Weeeeeell, I sure do darlin’, especially for someone as lovely as you :) I read a…um…what is the term?…oh, yes…a SHIT-TON of Johnlock fanfiction so you’re in luck. I’m not really sure exactly what genre you’re looking for so I’ll just suggest a variety. Warning: they’re all long and most of them are WIPs.
My Master’s House: AU with John becoming aristocratic Sherlock’s slave. Great smut. John’s a sub who is not a sub. Surprisingly romantic, especially towards the later installments when the power between them equals out. The Mystrade is pretty spiffing too.
How to Build a Heart Out of Ashes: Current fave. Sherlock and John are teenage Changelings (humans who can turn into specific animals) at an institute. Slow burn. Great sexual tension. Very IC.
Pull the Stars from the Sky: Sherlock is a famous musician, John is his new tour manager. Sexy Sherlock. BAMF John. Great AU.
Long Ago and Far Away: WWII AU. Sad, beautiful, fascinating (because of the time period). They get into it pretty quickly but the development of their relationship and how they face hardships is delicate and heart-wrenching.
Given in Evidence: Post-Reichenbach reunion (best that I’ve read). You’ve probably seen this rec’d before, but rightfully so. No one writes make-out scenes like verityburns :)
Inscriptions: Everyone has the name of their soul mate inscribed on their ring finger. John and Sherlock find each other. Love the concept. Can be a bit aimless at times but is definitely worth it.
Dehumanize Me: Prison porn! And it’s glorious. Also has a great storyline because it’s deuxexmycroft, the master of porn with plot. Lil non-con at the beginning though, so watch out.
School for Scandal: My favorite teen!AU even if the drama stresses the hell out of me sometimes. This is one of those WIPs that properly tortures you, so good luck with it. Of course, it’s worth every second, so read away.
I think that should be enough for now. As you’ve probably noticed, they’re mostly AUs but that’s how I like my Johnlock. Also mostly porn. I regret nothing. Hope you enjoy! xx
